That looks nasty =/

:)

LoL twilight game for itouch/iPhone. DUMB

i’m just your average village idiot.

sometimes i just don’t feel like taking a pretty picture.

himynameisemmy:mickeychane:(via loveesierra)how can one human be so cute seriously

greenumbrellatrees:phoebejeebies:naominicholson:yerawizardharry:sectumsempra-:(via jauwtheliar)

dior-doll:(via hayleycakes)

Say hello to my stuffed horse I sleep with at night.

(via kayleethelady)

you really have no idea.

I scream at old people while driving.

undressingwords:

Remember!

They put those dates on there for a reason.

I have asked but nobody has ever told me. I guess it wasn’t disrespectful when my mom would trash talk my memaw when she was alive. UGH

:(

stopnicole:

soulesskid:

huntingofthesnark:

cassket:

intherye:

invasiveintrospective:

gravitysavedme:

mycrookedheart:

so annoying.

Agreed.

omgg annoying

Hi, I’m Sam and I masturbate almost daily.♥

actually I do, and have admitted it here before :P

Obviously, some of you need to follow Pussycrippler.

Clearly everyone, boy and girl, does.

Some of the most awkward conversations I have been a part of are conversations with my friends when they’re talking about how they think masturbation is gross and I just sit there like >.> and don’t say anything… since we’re all in our late teens and i know the majority of them are virgins I can’t help but think they lead an unfulfilled life if they HONESTLY don’t masturbate, lol :|

not everyone does.